( Friday, January 2, 2004 12:02 a.m. )
I spent the first second of 2004 in a sordid toilet of McDonald's washing out glass bits lodged in my toes. Straddling a public basin is always the best way to usher in the new year.
P.S Renyu that write-up you wrote about us is concise and accurate. GJ!
audio: Pleasure Forever - Wicked Shivering Colmbine
( Thursday, December 25, 2003 01:32 a.m. )
I think mirrors should be fitted with cameras so all those pretentious hipsters, faux arty fucks, and your uncle Harry would stop taking pictures of themselves taking pictures of themselves taking pictures of themselves taking...yeah.
Also, will somone please tell me what's the difference between menstrual blood and normal blood. What's the point of letting all that blood go to waste, why not donate it to the blood bank. Keep a plastic bag in your knickers, sell it at the end of the month, and you've got yourself an paying job right there.
audio: Ratatat - 17 Years
( Sunday, December 21, 2003 11:35 p.m. )
I want to be known as one of the proud and few who've been kissing the Unicorns' collective asses even before they got reviewed by Pitchfork, and then hitting the top ten on their year-end list. Yessssssssssssss.
( Monday, December 1, 2003 02:31 a.m. )
Stupid people irritate me. It's worse when they're family.
Anyway, I am the proud new owner of a ProdiKeys. Plastic goodness for my fat fingers. Watching live shows of the Locust to pass the time, waiting for sleep to come a-knockin'.
audio: Quick Fix Kills - 3/4 Romance
( Thursday, November 20, 2003 10:17 p.m. )
I am blood-sucking vermin.
Please kill me quick.
I apologise now to the general populace of Singapore for being a self-serving brat and for those I have yet to so sweetly swindle.
audio: the Unicorns - Ghost Mountain (aw-fucking-some)
( Saturday, November 15, 2003 02:31 a.m. )
Here is a hypothetical situation:
If you do marginally well in school, are reasonably well liked by your peers, and do not live in a single-parent home, is it still possible to seriously think about suicide 3 times a week, like health club meetings in a yuppie's schedule.
But hey! That can't be me.
audio: the Unicorns - I Was Born a Unicorn
( Tuesday, November 11, 2003 01:19 a.m. )
My preferred life of hedonism is just smoke, reduced to drinking red wine by myself in the dead of the night. The crazy pendulum swing of the hanging lamp.
I am a fucking faux pretentious prick.
audio: the Close - John Henry by Decision
( Sunday, October 26, 2003 11:46 p.m. )
Friendster is highly depressing. Just when I thought I was the most popular mofo this side of the planet, Friendster tells me I have 10 friends. But at least i could be remotely connected to 68,473 other total strangers. How comforting.
audio: the Unicorns - Les Os (p.s fucking awesome)
read: Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
