it's been a turbulent 2 days. i am exhausted. my fingers dont dance nimbly across the keyboard, they thud like the falling of bombs. that will be alllllllll.

Friday, November 16, 2001 12:29 a.m.


HI KIDS!
I'm Lumpy the Educational West African Spotted Chihuahua. Today, we're going to learn about paying your internet bills. Firstly kids, if you have parents who forget to pay your internet bills, leave the country. Or put yourself up for adoption. Otherwise, you'll be forced to use a 28.8k modem that's as fast as a piece of mouldy cheesecake. You're better off trying to send email with your calculator. So kids, always remember to pay your internet bills, especially if you're on broadband.
And remember, I may look cute and furry on the outside, but inside this stifling suit I'm a discontented, unemployed, 40-something, drunk, so you know what I'm telling you has got to be true. Big Brother says so!

And another thing. Anyone with a CD-writer should contact me. Help me burn their CD. Anyone will do. We love smashing instruments don't we. Yes we do.

Tuesday, November 13, 2001 12:16 a.m.


hello folks.
i'm on hiatus until my dad pays the internet bill.

Sunday, November 11, 2001 12:21 a.m.


this is just a short entry because my ADSL has been temporarily suspended (until my dad remembers to pay the bills). also, my 56k that i'm usin now is highly unstable.

so anyway, check this out. something my friend did. hilarious.

Saturday, November 10, 2001 02:03 a.m.


i hate virtue.nu
virtue.nu burn in hell! ah shucks i forgot what i was going to say for this entry. i'll be uploading all my previous works soon (ie. wallpapers, graphics, et cetera).

oh yes, sign the panicbook!

Saturday, November 3, 2001 11:23 p.m.


crazy people get up to crazy things. wish i could join in the fun.

you know, i've been doing this web schtick for close to 5 years and i've never been on a host before. well not some crappy free host. a rrrrrrrrrrrr(engine revving)eal host. sure i've been offered a few, but didn't really like the place anyhow. so this marks(eh, pun, geddit?nvm) the beginning of the great get your ass hosted campaign. or something.

Saturday, November 3, 2001 12:57 a.m.


rhyme games to feed your soul:

stick slick pick nick rick sick hick schmick schtick shit rip tip fit sit lit hit tit mit knit pit wit quit kit it. shut up already.

Friday, November 2, 2001 12:44 a.m.


this place needs a redesign, like a car needs leather upholstery, which is to say, a lot.

Thursday, November 1, 2001 09:47 p.m.


and now it sits on my table unwrapped. what am i supposed to do with it! oh joy oh horror. anyway props to my sis for goin out on a limb to get this piece of shiny plastic. now if i can only bring myself to unwrap it.

Tuesday, October 23, 2001 07:00 p.m.


i was browsin through uber archibes when i found this!
one of the best articles they've got i think!

Monday, October 22, 2001 10:44 p.m.


jodee ownz you!

yeah and this too.

Sunday, October 21, 2001 07:03 p.m.


in a fugue of the greyest grey i had a dream. jeff buckley waded through the myst atop a mystery white ferrari, "forget her" creeping out his speakers. and he said unto me: "download my songs"

and that's what i did.
and also this. it's not much but it was kinda spur of the moment anyway.

Sunday, October 21, 2001 02:59 p.m.


the super furry animals are superb...and furry!

Thursday, October 18, 2001 01:16 a.m.


they get me all excited.

workin on a new section full of yummy potassium goodness. comin your way sometime soon, or when i'm done. which ever comes first.

some of you might know that i was conscripted(persuaded) to do cd reviews for the school mag, but then i've been thinking that since no one's actually heard of 80% of my shite, it's really quite pointless. furthermore, nobody trusts my advice. stupid buggers. better get crackin on the script tomorrow.

this year's lit seminar's at nygh.
yum.

Monday, October 15, 2001 11:03 p.m.


#indierock is full of horny 20-something year old women. i've got a snippet somewhere but i think it's hiding.

Sunday, October 14, 2001 06:14 p.m.


I have decided that I'm going to escape to Iceland, home of snowy icescapes, bountiful country of otherwordly music (Bjork, Sigur Ros, et al), and ice-cream all year round. Yeah well seriously I'm being hounded by those fools down at Theatreworks to get my script finished but its the middle of the damn exams for crying out loud! Yes of course then it's going to be run through the editing monster and then there'll be a dramatic reading at the Substation. After which I will just about jump off a building.

So did anyone catch Temptation Island last night? I vow never to watch it again. Somewhere, a fat guy in a crinkly suit with yesterday's bacon oil a permenant residence on his tie, will be laughing a donuty guffaw as us idiots watch his stupid stupid show. Well for you lucky ones who have never heard of Temptation Island, basically its a sort of Survivor-ish game (well what isn't nowadays?) and they get 4 couples and whoever cheats on who first gets kicked out...well something like that anyway. But it's hard not to cheat when everyone there'd probably get gangraped just walking on the street and they've got *insert press release adjective here* personalities. So really, if you watch the show you'll just be taking advantage of the couples' heartbreak. The Amazing Race is still very Amazing.

Also, new and improved bio! Fortified with 11 essential vitamins and nutrients!

Sunday, October 14, 2001 04:28 p.m.


The Strokes have unleashed the rock&roll goblin and has touched me in the special places.

Friday, October 12, 2001 08:20 p.m.


Er...there isn't much to say. After the exams there will be an onslaught of new material the likes of which the world has never seen!
or not.

Today was my history paper and I will kick Hitler's ass. COnsider buying the Strokes' "Is This It". Sex, drugs, rock & roll.

Thursday, October 11, 2001 03:39 p.m.


As you may have noticed, I did get down to changing the layout and all that. The hot chick (screw you mok!) is Kazu from Blonde Redhead. They do write some interesting stuff.

Tomorrow's my SS paper and I realised the SS textbook makes no mention of Swedish meatballs. Screwy textbook.

Sunday, October 7, 2001 10:50 p.m.


MAN ITS 1.47AM!!!!!!!

Sunday, October 7, 2001 01:47 a.m.


Good evening sir, glad to see you home again. Will be changing the layout to something more pleasing sometime after the exams, assuming I survive.

Tuesday, October 2, 2001 06:01 p.m.